• reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this
  • trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary
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    drinkmasturbatecry:

    if you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet because idk if im prepared for that

    #fics before dicks

    (Source: styleswhores)

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    championisjustatitle:

    ozwinozwald:

    inkerdoodle:

    When you’re writing aND YOU CAN’T FIND THE RIGHT WORD

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    http://chir.ag/projects/tip-of-my-tongue/

    you’re welcome

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    deluminator:

    my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’

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    tardis221b:

    when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from 

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    For most of America, Psy is a funny name, a funny face, and a funny personality. He doesn’t sing in English and most people just don’t get it leaving most of them to not take him seriously. It’s easy to strip the significance behind “Gangnam Style” down if you don’t know what it means and solely find entertainment in the Asian guy shaking his hips. But what most people don’t realize is that Psy doesn’t take himself seriously. He’s a satirist and political dissident. “Gangnam Style” was a commentary, not just a fun pop tune with a silly dance.

    Gangnam is Seoul’s wealthiest and flashiest neighborhood. For South Koreans, Gangnam represents the ideal life of excess and consumerism. Psy’s character in the video is a wannabe Gangnamite. He dreams he’s living the flashy, excessive lifestyle while he’s really just like everyone else, swimming in a public pool and riding the subway. But never in the video does it seem that Psy’s character is unhappy. He’s content to play in a children’s playground and meet the girl of his dreams in the subway. “Gangnam Style” is much more that we have made it, but that’s not surprising considering Psy’s background and how little we know about it.

    In America, it seems like “Gangnam Style” was Psy’s big break when in fact the song had been released on his sixth studio album and his music career hadn’t been about making flashy and catchy songs. He believes music is the key to overcoming the intolerance embedded in his country’s political systems. Throughout his career, his songs have been banned for inappropriate content and have been surrounded by controversy, not to mention the fact that he fought his mandatory military draft.

    Psy is a voice for his people. He’s fighting the oppression and intolerance he sees in his culture through his music. And by ignoring his worth and his value, we’re reducing the culture of South Korea into a short man with funny pants doing a ridiculous dance.

    Opinion: American media chooses to undervalue artists like Psy from “Gangnam Style”  (via kpop-confessions)

    (Source: pag-asaharibon)

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    snapchatting:

    you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

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    superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

    dopeywolfie:

    phhpppbbbbbthb:

    calipsoe:

    may-magic-be-in-your-favor:

    thewholockgames:

    rubyrubyrubyredux:

    sirmee:

    It makes me so angry, that a banana is a berry

    what—

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    OH MY GOD

    wat

    no

    are we not going to talk about an avocado being a berry too??!?

    it gets worse, strawberries aren’t berries, they’re “accessory fruits”

    EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO RETHINK MY ENTIRE LIFE

    TUMBLR STOP RUINING MY PERSPECTIVE OF LIFE

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    fiercezucchini:

    those feelings when you want a relationship

    but you don’t

    but you do

    but you don’t

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    tragedyinremission:

    Do you ever just meet one person

    and at first it is awkward

    then you start talking

    and its like

    “holy shit where have you been all my life”

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    suklaaaa:

    bunnyinafez:

    iwantfitbody:

    madamedepompador:

    winchesterwolves:

    moniker-padacklyte:

    zillystring:

    wasereborworthit:

    mellowminty:

    pizzaforpresident:

    petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

    what about alaska

    are we then normal canada

    canada a bit to the left

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    What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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    i cried my ass of laughing

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    WARM CANADA

    i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

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