SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH
No wonder she looks so happy.
He was going for his waist before Altivo interrupted.
Not only did they get crunk but the second they smoked a… special cigar, this shit started happening:
Don’t get me started on El Dorado.
why isn’t the rating system for fanfiction
- They Don’t Bang
- They Bang
- They Bang and Its Detailed
- They Bang and Its Kinky
then content warns.
- They Bang, But the Scene is Like Really Short and Poorly Written
- They Bang, and The Cock is 12 Feet Long
- They Bang, and The Tits Are Size ZZZZZZZZZZ
- They Bang, But Please Don’t Try To Picture the Position That They Are In While They Do So
- They Don’t Bang, And Your Feels Will Not Escape Unscathed
- They Don’t Bang, But The Whole Fic Is Bad So You’ll Be Glad That The Author Did Not Try To Write A Sex Scene
- They Bang, But The Sex Is So Disturbing That You’ll Want To Claw Out Your Eyes
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
Because Rescue is one of the most kick ass pv ever! Especially the dance part and more specifically Jin’s dance part ♥
the badass dance part he failed at so many times
.. And someone catches you.
KAME: What, bitch. What? /hisshiss
this applies to all fandoms
and if you say “not my fandom!!” you are that half
you isolate yourself in your room bc you’re hating your family but den u hungry
that one kink that no one can ever know about ever
KAT-TUN General Skit
Always-Get-Angry-General , Jin Akanishi xD
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit
oh my god
I am in the constant belief you guys are either on fire or frozen to death