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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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My mom carried me for nine months. She felt sick...
paraph: And one of my best friends. Couldn’t ask for a better one. Well, my Mom got a bit of a break since she only carried me for 8 months, I was born a month prematurely by C-section. XD But yeah, everything else applies! 
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"Your presence close beside me till I wake...":... →
scarefaux: Hey Sherlock, get over here, man. I found some Fresh Prints. Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute, just hold my Glock I’ll tell you how I became the friend of a man named Sherlock In the… LOL, this is too genius. 
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write-my-dreams asked: Since you subtly hinted... Who would you fuck, marry, or get drunk with? I can probably answer that myself :p Marry Kame, get drunk with Hyde so he can strip for you. Then probably have sex with him XDDD
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REBLOG IF YOU WANT A ‘FUCK, MARRY, GET DRUNK WITH'...
Reblogging again cuz the last time nobody asked me. D: 
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